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Saimpahan vihdoin hetken omaa aikaa, ensi viikolla voisi töräyttää Ilmestykirjan pedon finaaliin.

Eksyin taas tälle sivulle ja täytyy jälleen kerran huomauttaa, että neuvostoliittolaiset vitsit ovat mustaa huumoria parhaimmillaan!

Tässä on muutamia otteita:

Brezhnev died and was sent to hell. To honor his lifetime achievements, the hell’s manager allowed Brezhnev to choose himself a torture. Brezhnev walked along the aisles. He saw Stalin in a tub of boiling water, then he saw Hitler hanging upside down, and then he noticed Khrushchev who was holding in his lap Marilyn Monroe. “Oh,” Brezhnev said. “I choose the same torture as the one given to Khrushchev!”
The hell’s manager said, “Sorry, Brezhnev, this is not Khrushchev who is tortured, it’s a torture for Marilyn Monroe.

After a retired KGB general revealed in press some unsavory details of the KGB practice, the Chairman of the KGB Kryuchkov called Gorbachev.
“We must take away from that traitor all his decorations and titles. He is a liar, he’s dishonest, he’s a crook!”
“Can you prove that?”
“What other proof you need? He served in the KGB!”

The government announced a contest for the best monument honoring the great Russian poet Pushkin. The third prize was given for a project suggesting a monument that would show Pushkin reading a book authored by Brezhnev. The second prize was given to a project for a monument which showed Brezhnev reading a book by Pushkin. The first prize: Brezhnev reading a book by Brezhnev.

Ja tietty itse kuva sai alkunsa tästä vitsistä:
Why Brezhnev waited for foreign visitors in Kremlin, but Chernenko went to meet them in the airport? Because Brezhnev was connected to a 220 V outlet, while Chernenko ran on batteries.
Koska pääsihteeri Tšernenkolla oli sydäntahdistin, kun taas pääsihteeri Brežnev oli viimeiset virkakuukautensa kytkettynä hengityskoneeseen.